Cleanest Highchair in the World

How is that possible, you ask? Well, I actually dislike cleaning the high chair very much. I bought one that has way too many crevices and places for food to get stuck. I need a toothpick to get it fully clean. Why? Why do people make things like that for kids? I was clueless when I bought it and did not even think about it. Well, anyway, that is all beside the point. For about 12 hours, my highchair was cleaner than when I bought it. But it is what happened right before that I am going to make you sick (I am sure) by telling you.
So last night, we were eating dinner and I was finished but Sydney was still eating. I left her in her highchair and went about my business, cleaning up, loading laundry, whatever. I was all over the house. Ethan was driving me crazy, so in an effort to get him out of my hair for a minute (or second!), I told him to go give Sydney a kiss. So he ran to her, then ran back to me yelling "Syd got poop all over me!" WHAT?! So I walk over and actually notice what it is she has been doing. Her diaper was poopy (I feed my kids with clothes off, just a diaper on) and she had proceeded to take it out of her diaper and smear it all over her and her highchair. SICK. Sick. SICK! Avoiding the poop was out of the question- I had to scrub her off in the bath tub... she did not love that, and I am not exactly the pinnacle of a nice, loving mom while touching poop... So while she was in the tub, I cleaned the poop off her high chair. {No worries, I could see her.} I am actually surprised I did not damage the chair and my floor from the amount of bleach I used. The strap had to soak over night, because of course, it was covered in the mess, but other than that, this chair was cleaner than ever!
Now if anyone asks why these kids usually wear so many layers, well, I could not handle this if it were in her crib or on her carpet...